Tell me you don't want a Jack Kerouac Bobblehead.
The Lowell Spinners ball club is giving them away to the first 1000 fans through the gates on August 21 (Kerouac was from Lowell). I might be tempted to get up there if they were playing the Batavia Muckdogs that night. But I guess I'll wait till they show up on ebay.
To compare the original with the bobblehead:
